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-Did you know that some fish do change sex automatically and naturally? Except cat-fish of course.

-Why is it that when someone says :’’ No offence’’ they then proceed to say something that offends or annoys you?

Have you ever thought of them saying:’’ Don’t take it the hard way’’ then say stuff to you that you just can’t swallow?

MAIN GIST:

I have this habit of not letting go of stuff that I love even when they’ve outlived their purpose.

For instance, I have this bra my mum got for me in 2002, purple in color with girlie designs; I’ve refused to throw this bra away. I just don’t keep it, like for keep sakes but I wear it. Did I just see your mouth open? Na you sabi, wetin concern me?

It has survived many boyfriend regimes and they all tell me they love the bra! Nway, those who actually know me do know don’t read my blog and even if they do, they won’t reconcile the two personalities together, Back to my main tory jare! I always digress and annoyingly so.

I remember one time when I went jogging wearing this favour. Bra, I felt a snap and suddenly my left side boob started ringing bell oh, almost slapped my face with the weight (Ehn? I’m busty, so??) That ended the jogging for that day, I got to my room and jejely tacked my bra.

I can’t count the number of times my mum has had to tack the bra for me till she has vowed not to touch anymore. I realized the other day while doing my laundry that it isn’t purple anymore, what is it now? Let me look at it, gimme a sec, yes, I’m wearing it, Una wait .Ok I really can’t say what color it’s heading towards. Woulda shown you but I have it on, so, another time, perhaps?

SERIOUS GIST:

I had a meeting to attend outside town, ‘was scheduled to see someone on behalf of WE ARE JOS,I had spent more than my budget so I couldn’t afford to lodge in an hotel for as long as I was supposed to but stayed at a male colleague’s whose also a close friend. I had none of the pressing worries of whether he’d pounce on me at night except that he did something else.

He wet the bed.

When I woke up (I sabi sleep deep) I was wet, haba! I touched my shorts and brought my fingers to my nose and... Iyama…! Urine! Of a 33year old man! When that of a child can be horrible imagine that of a grown man. I was so weak; I had to ask him how far? What’s up? He apologized and he’s been having some problems for a while, that he’s agitated. And so I thought in my mind: when you get married and are agitated, you’d pee on your wife abi? And to think he’s one bachelor so many chicks are pining for, Na wa!

Now people, what would make a man wet his bed? Is it psychological, spiritual or a weakness of the bladder? Just plain laziness and inability to get up or no reflexes? I have no idea. I‘d have to find out but if you do have an idea, do let me know because I’d like to help him out.

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