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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

SOME..


-Did you know that some fish do change sex automatically and naturally? Except cat-fish of course.
-Why is it that when someone says :’’ No offence’’ they then proceed to say something that offends or annoys you?
Have you ever thought of them saying:’’ Don’t take it the hard way’’ then say stuff to you that you just can’t swallow?

MAIN GIST:
I have this habit of not letting go of stuff that I love even when they’ve outlived their purpose.
For instance, I have this bra my mum got for me in 2002, purple in color with girlie designs; I’ve refused to throw this bra away. I just don’t keep it, like for keep sakes but I wear it. Did I just see your mouth open? Na you sabi, wetin concern me?
It has survived many boyfriend regimes and they all tell me they love the bra! Nway, those who actually know me do know don’t read my blog and even if they do, they won’t reconcile the two personalities together, Back to my main tory jare! I always digress and annoyingly so.
I remember one time when I went jogging wearing this favour. Bra, I felt a snap and suddenly my left side boob started ringing bell oh, almost slapped my face with the weight (Ehn? I’m busty, so??) That ended the jogging for that day, I got to my room and jejely tacked my bra.
I can’t count the number of times my mum has had to tack the bra for me till she has vowed not to touch anymore. I realized the other day while doing my laundry that it isn’t purple anymore, what is it now? Let me look at it, gimme a sec, yes, I’m wearing it, Una wait .Ok I really can’t say what color it’s heading towards. Woulda shown you but I have it on, so, another time, perhaps?

SERIOUS GIST:
I had a meeting to attend outside town, ‘was scheduled to see someone on behalf of WE ARE JOS,I had spent more than my budget so I couldn’t afford to lodge in an hotel for as long as I was supposed to but stayed at a male colleague’s whose also a close friend. I had none of the pressing worries of whether he’d pounce on me at night except that he did something else.

He wet the bed.

When I woke up (I sabi sleep deep) I was wet, haba! I touched my shorts and brought my fingers to my nose and... Iyama…! Urine! Of a 33year old man! When that of a child can be horrible imagine that of a grown man. I was so weak; I had to ask him how far? What’s up? He apologized and he’s been having some problems for a while, that he’s agitated. And so I thought in my mind: when you get married and are agitated, you’d pee on your wife abi? And to think he’s one bachelor so many chicks are pining for, Na wa!
Now people, what would make a man wet his bed? Is it psychological, spiritual or a weakness of the bladder? Just plain laziness and inability to get up or no reflexes? I have no idea. I‘d have to find out but if you do have an idea, do let me know because I’d like to help him out.
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21 comments:

Original Mgbeke said...

LOL this is too funny. See as the bobo come wet the bed, like wow! A 33 yr old kwa? That one na cause to ring the alarm o.

You are funny, I was cracking up at your bra story.

BBB said...

its a lie!!!!!!
he pee'd
eeeeww!!!!!

i feel for him though he would have been so embarassed

it usually a psychological thing
for a grown ass man to be peeing on himself theres a prob somewhere
then again it might be medical, there might be somethinng wrong with his bladder, he should see a doc first


good job on WE are Jos
we are fully behind u

PS
big boobs sucks??? at least mine does

lol @ the fav bra

2cute4u said...

@ Original mgbeke.. Nne obuke small thing?! Lol, Thanks for visiting..Hope you do come bback..
@ BBB..awww, that was real sweet of you..Like I said, You inspire me.Thanks for the urine insight I just weak for that part.
Lol,@ the big boobs.
Love you all to bits!

Fragilelooks said...

lol@ bra surviving diff bf regimes. had one victorias secret i neva thot i wuld ave partd wit until bobo in a bid to unstrap it,ruind it. mschewwww. The colour shld b near white nw. Lol

Fragilelooks said...

wait,i forgt abt the 33yrs old baby.. Gimme a cane nwwwww. Lol. He shld check wit d doctors. Its totaly embarasing

Wise Sage said...

yeah girl, i feel you. i have a bra i have been using since like my first year in the university ( now i have been legally working in Nigeria for over a year. The washing machine changed it's colour to pink and then to grey and now it a funny colour but i still refuse to let it go even though it doesn't fit as well again ( i dunno how it has managed to stay in one piece without tearing all this time), i sha dey force am anyho.
Anyways what i am trying to say is i'm sure every gal has this fav bra story so carry go o jare.
As for the pee-man, he really does need professional help, more than that he needs a friend who will not laugh at or judge him, will you be that friend?

Juanita said...

Post got me laughing from start to finish...lool the bra story was too funny! ahahha ringing bell!

yankeenaijababe said...

that was disgusting for a second of the 33 yr old man.

That bra is precious to you, please enjoy it while it last but one day it's time will be up for real, you might have to pack it somewhere and not wear it again but it's special to you. I have my favorite panties that I don't mess with.lol

You enjoy the rest of the week.

gidiasianbabe said...

hahaha u mean the guy got the bed wet,whats wrong with him,he really needs spritual healing
http://gidiasiaswag.blogspot.com

Suru said...

You posted this three times. This post is funny but I feel bad for the poor guy. I actually used to wet the bed and some of it I think was biological and psychological because all my siblings and many of my cousins also had that problem. What we used to do was not drink after 6pm and after doing that faithfully for months it went away. I think it retrained my body and after that if I needed to pee in the middle of the night I would feel it and go pee whereas when I was younger I would just unconsciously wet the bed. I hope this helped.

Suru said...

You posted this three times. This post is funny but I feel bad for the poor guy. I actually used to wet the bed and some of it I think was biological and psychological because all my siblings and many of my cousins also had that problem. What we used to do was not drink after 6pm and after doing that faithfully for months it went away. I think it retrained my body and after that if I needed to pee in the middle of the night I would feel it and go pee whereas when I was younger I would just unconsciously wet the bed. I hope this helped.

muyiwa said...

that guy needs to be checked oooo,no be small thing,but tell me the guy didnt shoot d pot *wink*

2cute4u said...

@ Fragilelooks..Thanks for coming dear.Lol @ your bobo spoiling the bra strap.Really funny!

@Wise Sage..I'm his friend already and trying to help him the best way I can.But you know,its really embarrassing for him so I have to tread softly.Thanks for coming.

@Juanita..Lol..How are you?

@Gadiashianbabe..Chic,Welcome to Blogsville.Yes oh,So it happened..Be in yours in a bit,cheers!

@Suru.. Hi dear, how you? Thanks for pointing it out to me.hope you good?

Omotee! said...

eh yah, i really do feel bad for the guy and he must have been supa dupa mega embarrassed that u found out, i think he needs medical help, encourage him to seek help.

lol @ ur bra story. i had emotional attachment to one black mini skirt in my sec sch days, it just dissappeared cos it got on my mama's nerves, the woman has a habit of making things like that disappear, lol

oya, throw way the bra now now! i go buy u another one. u be DD ba? i'm now an official E!! sad!!!

My world said...

LOL!
really he did???

love your header and da layout too :-))

Naijalines said...

Sounds like a psychological problem - anxiety of some sort. Never underestimate the impact of stress o.

I wonder if he's always had the problem from childhood or it just cropped up in adulthood.

F said...

WOW... When I was reading it, I thought it would be the same old "he tried to get with me" blah blah blah... Na wa o... I feel so sorry for him; it must have been so embarrassing! The guy probably wouldn't be able to face you again... Poor thing...

Don't we all have one of those "bras"? For me, it was my grey jeans... I wore the hell out of them until I realised there was a hole! And not in a fashionable place! I almost cried... My favourite jeans as well! Oh well...

2cute4u said...

@Muyiwa.. you're not serious oh..!Crazy boy,lol..

@Omotee..I can imagine except that in my case mama knows not to cause na im be say wahala dey o.. as for getting me a bra, don't worry, I'd hold you to it when my birthday comes cause I'm a good tax collector.

My World.. Thanks love and thank you for coming..

@Naija lInes.. I truly wonder myself oh. But I didn't ask..Thanks for graceing my blog with your presence. Come back!

@F.. Well, thank God he still takes my calls and he called..So, that part's good, lol @ the jeans..That can truly be painful especially if it fits you like a second skin.My girlfriend had one like that, she even started holding it with a pin then a sharp end tore it, the silly girl wouldn't still let go even as it's on her bum. she still wears it..
Thank you all for coming..
Did I forget to mention I love you all.. Cheers!

seye said...

Yes it could be emotional disorders. But now I am thinking...with a 30something years old?
Stress, Anxiety (type of Neurosis),Senior-Loken syndrome 1 - enuresis
Bereavement, Vesicoureteral reflux,Diabetes insipidus primary central,Paraplegia, Type 2 diabetes, Allergic tension

Issey, Uche said...

Hmmmmm
As for the bedwetting incident sorry about that.a man's nite piss.sorry again
My first diagonsis for the guy wud be psychilogical issues and I am with Suru on the no water after six rule.weak bladder sucksm

As for ur bra.... To save it from extinction just fold it and put it in ur box.lol

Nice post

histreasure said...

@Uche..lol@ save it from extinction

i so feel for that guy, he mustve been so embarrassed,..eh yah, he needs to be evaluated..and pls try not to mention it to anyone..