WHY

Hello, I have this burning need to spill these questions, sometimes, life is just so complex yet simple attimes.These are my whys”:
-Why did my parents ever give me this strange name? That way, when I introduce myself, I have to endure the questions people ask?
Why oh why do I have these hips and backside? Forget my boobs, the bigger, the better.
Why can’t men, guys just be friends with chics? They must want something more? Really annoying!
Why is it that I only want to write when I’m sad? Write poems when I’m absolutely in despair and so hurt I can feel my guts spilling out?
Why do ladies believe the lies men tell?
Why must the introduction of sex in to a relationship turn the situation messy?
Why must guys say “Baby, I’m coming” during a sex interlude?
Why are ladies each other’s enemy?
Why is it so easy for a guy not to commit to a relationship yet so easy, typical for chics to be slaves to their relationships?
Why must ladies cross their legs or be expected to have a certain way of sitting properly? Does it matter?
Why must ladies be expected to perform house chores? Can’t the guy do the house chores as well? No inhibitions?
Why is it that when a lady is friendly and nice to a guy, He always thinks she is so into him?
Why can’t my mum stop poking her nose into my business?
Why is it that wristwatches don’t last on my wrist? They always stop functioning?
Why do guys stop loving-Just like that?
Why are some chics prettier and sexier than some others?
Why do I hate men?
Why is it that I can’t stop thinking of ways to punish those who have wronged me?
Why don’t I smile often nor am I happy but always despondent?
Why does life have to suck this much?
Why is it that the men I get to love don’t love me back?
This is out of a burning need to understand certain puzzles that I, on my own, have not been able to decipher. I love life to be simple enough to be understood even by me.. When this doesn’t go as it should, I try to solve it. Thus far, I haven’t been able to solve these ‘Ys’ that I have encountered in my life.